Toilet Paper. Use it to wipe sorrows and displeasure awayy.

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Sec 2 Annual Camp - Nin Tai Desu Ne~....

Pre Camp: Woo-hoo! I haf the best group ever... Wif pple like yufeng, shengwei, joshua and so on....

This is all crap. Total, utter, complete crap.

Camp day One:

A rather exciting day at the start. Carried my 7-10 kg bag to the terraces and sang the National Anthem and said the Pledge with pride. Havent done that for say, 1.5 yrs alreadi?

Then right after some geek from class 2L, suddenly told me that I was the group leader for my group 9 and I was made to carry a vanguard sheet with the ugly number 9 on it... Then when the groups were assembled on the track, attendance was taken and I just realised something... Lan Ying Jie was in our group. Gosh. Darn, I hate my life....

He switched group from taiboon's gp to my gp cos he couldnt associate wif Darrell Lian. And the worse thing is, Esther Cheong allows him to do so! Argh! *Stabs myself wif 3 knives at one go.

Ok, so we went to the camp, wif alot of 2N pple in my gp sick, namely Ashley and Xin Hui.... Total strength reduced to 18. Then after settling at the basketball courts of CDANS, Zhansheng and Malcolm went home. Further reduction to 16. Sianz... Btw, here's the bad news: I was in the same grp wif Kuang Li. He likes to touch my ears. Here's the good news: He isn't a homosexual. So he won't 'rape' me like what everyone says that he would do.

Then we went to set up our tents. I for some stupid reason, set up the tent wif Shengwei, kuang li and kah wee. I have myself to blame this time, cos the pple I set up the tent wif were the ones that will sleep wif mi that nite... Sighs... I sense more teasing about kuang li raping mi... Can't they just like shut up for once?

We then settled at the area under a chalet and began coming up wif our gp name called 'Ninja Nine' corny name that is and we employed 2 cheers i/c - Lan yingjie and ting wei, which came up wif lame cheers esp. from lan ying jie that left me speechless after his demostration of his 'creative' and 'nice' cheers. So Shangda used his skills of AEP to design our flag and zhenghang, being a jap A1 and chinese pro wrote the chinese words 'ren zhe jiu' out. And shuyuan coloured the chinese characters, joshua coloured the inferno wif nice blend of purple and green. And i sat down wif the others and began to scribble some crap at the borders of the flag like 'Bite Me', "joshua sucks', 'khee xuan is a slut...' and so on...

Then we had lunch, which was ngoh hiang (five spices roll), fried fish and some vegetables. So me, sheng wei and yufeng said together to 'enjoy' the lunch which then I gave yufeng all my vegetables cos I am strictly meat-eating so I finished my meal and went off...

Btw, I forgot to introduce our 'favourite' instructor - VINCENT! He is the best instructor one would ever meet, the best instructor in CDANS and F.I.T. He gives everything to a group except encouragement, support, connection wif gp, lenience, smiles, everything goody to the group. We all love him. Don't we? More elaboration later....

Then we had our high elements course which 3 volunteers went for flying fox. Pity i didnt go.. Sigh.. :( But we started off the high elements wif ting wei cos he wore the harness alreadi... He tried the hanging ladder thing that seemed to be a hard stuff to do cos he had to jump across ladders that were hanging and was wobbly. After crossing over all ladders, we found out tt the belaying line was caught in the space between the ladders and ting wei was supposed to go around the suspending ladders, not across them. Haha, so he had to go over the course again and finally landed safely. Just when we were abt to give 3 cheers to him for his completion of task, all his limelight was stolen by Jianyang flying fox-ing down from the tower. Sad....

Then we had shang da to climb the ladder thing, which he failed to climb over 3 rungs. So after a dozen tries, he had to give up cos he was takin up too much time. More sadness...

Rite next was Kuang li's attempt. This time, wei min was the belayer and I was the anchorman. He was fast in the whole course though and he had to literally jump down from the wooden platform at the sides of the ladder... SO he did and we caught him well and slowly descended him....

Then we switched courses to the rope walking wif two handles at the sides. Seemed easy enough. Shuyuan was upfirst and successfully completed the task well. Then it was sheng wei, which small yufeng at the weight of 42kg belayed 59kg SW and guess who was the anchorman. 40kg me! So it was 82kg up against 59kg SW and gravity shld he fall. Luckily he completed the task successfully and when he jumped off the platform, we caught him quite well.... Kudos to us! :P

Then it was yufeng's turn to do the course, and this time it was me to belay him. Never felt tt impt in my life before. But I forgot to mention about the fact that I had taken belaying lessons before since primary five therefore belaying is chicken feet to mi which it took me 3 seconds to recall everything and I successfully belayed yufeng properly...

Finally, my turn has arrived... Who belayed me? Did I complete the task? What happened after the task? Check it out at the next post!

8/29/2004 01:50:00 PM

Sunday, August 22, 2004

You're Most Like The Season Autumn ...
You're warm, and the most approachable. You have
that gentle prescence about you. People can
relate to you, and find you easy company.
However it's likely you've been hurt in the
past and it has left you scarred so things can
become rather chilly with you at times. Being
the third Season in, you're mature, trustworthy
and loyal to your friends but prone to
depression and negative thinking.
Well done... You're the shy and sensitive season :)

?? Which Season Are You ??

8/22/2004 10:07:00 PM

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa

Chapter 3: How Khee Xuan Annoys You

Below are a few approaches that Khee Xuan does to annoy people. They might be intentional or accidental, depending on your tolerance level. Steps of how to avoid being annoyed by him or stop him from annoying you (e.g. smash a beef cake at his face), will be included in the next chapter. Not this one. So it will take you another week to resist his 'attack'. Meanwhile, sit back, relax, drink a cup of kopi-O, push the recliner down, play the enclosed CD of Khee Xuan's autographed favourites - "All By Myself": Screechy version and enjoy and recall how Khee Xuan annoys you as shown by the guide below.

1. Non-stop, repititive, incessant singing - Khee Xuan obviously keeps singing like a mad bitch, as quoted from the previous post, "Why isnt there any singing class? I want to sing like a mad bitch!" - Khee Xuan.

Currently, he has the tendency to sing his favourites, "Because You Loved Me", "All by Myself", "It's Raining Men", "Inseparable", "Chain of Fools"... He sings them during recesses, lunchtime, and even class.

Here's an example: Scenario: Maths class, pupils are doing Maths wksheet. Suddenly, Khee Xuan starts to sing. Notice the conflicting comments which go in the same direction, which shows people getting annoyed.

Khee Xuan: "Chain chain chain ~ Chain of fools... Chain chain Chain ~ ~ ~..."

Person X: "Khee Xuan. Shut Up."

Person Y: "It's very noisy here. I need to do my Maths in peace!" (with an irritated face)

(Khee Xuan continues to sing.)

Person X: "Khee Xuan. Stop it. Shut Up. (Exasperation building up.)

Person Y: Annoyed silence

Person Z: "You have a good tone when u sang the chorus. I like the tune and the mood when you are singing it. It sounds nice. You should retain this mood and tone by resting your throat and stop singing. It will help to take care of this nice tone, ok?"

(Khee Xuan stops singing.)

AND of course, you must be wondering who are these people X,Y and Z. Since I gave them names, of course I won't reveal their identities right? Unless you bug me... Bug... BUG ME NOW!!!

Ok, since you are so desperate to know who these persons are, I will tell you then. Person X is none other than Jeffrey, and he asked Khee Xuan to shut up so that he won't affect Person Y doing work, which happens to be Yu feng. Haha. I am making Person X angry by saying that. No offence, truly. Totally. And since Khee Xuan had made a pact with Person Z, that he will hit him if Person Z insulted Khee Xuan and vice versa. So of course, Jian yi had to shut Khee Xuan up in a nice and intelligent way. That's all for the first point.

In conclusion, if next time you see Khee Xuan singing, and you do happen to dislike it, DO NOT ASK HIM TO SHUT UP COS IT IS OF NO USE! All you can do is to intelligently ask him to stop, if you have the brains to.

Signing off,

Anonymous Writer GW

8/21/2004 09:03:00 PM

Thursday!!!! I got my geog results back!!!

"You are now watching the latest report on Khee Xuan's Geography Results. This is a special telecast on his results. Please continue to read about his results. He just loves his tests results. The meaning of his life is the tests results. Good luck and continue reading on to find out about his results."

Yay! I got my geography results back! So happy.... I got 26/30! A1! Trashed Sean! Kana trashed by kun won, lerong, zhenghang, sua yu, yufeng, marcus, yong lin and more... The breakdown of scores:

1. Yong Lin and Lerong - 30/30!
2. Zheng Hang, and Sheng Wei - 29/30
3. Yufeng and Marcus and someone else which I forgot - 28/30
Others. Kun Won 27/30, Sua Yu 26.5/30
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Khee Xuan - 26/30!!!

Haha, the lowest in class was 20/30, which coincidentally happens to be Sean's score! Haha! I laffed at him when his class passed our classrm. Shld looked at his attitude face.. Lol...

So my geog is 26/30, history 22/30. Therefore after meticulous calculations, I just need 18/25 for literature to get an A1 for IH. I've got A2 for 2 terms alreadi. Realli desperate to get A1 this term and trash pple. I mean even Jianyi and Jeffrey got 21/25 for lit. test lor. So y can't I? :D? :(?

Wish me gd luck la, k?

Signing off,
KX

8/21/2004 08:36:00 PM

Wednesday - Another boring day la... We had our com. studies results back. I had 84/100. Surprisingly, cos I calculated abt 81 but nevertheless, another A1!!! Tai boon got 56, jianyi 57 and ting wei 55 i tink. Anyway, gd luck taiboon, i think he's definitely out of top 5. Good news for lerong, cos tt increased his chances of making it into top 5, after getting 8th position wif MSG 2.0 last term. But now, my only rivals are sua yu and lerong and sheng wei to be in top 3. Top 5 in class shld be somehow guaranteed i hope... Nevertheless, hope my english doesn't go below B4 or else I will lose out.

Conclusions: 1. My English sucks.
2. I am competitive and results are my life.
3. I MUST do well!!!

Then we had boring literature n english lessons, when both Laurang n Clarinda Ms talked to us abt the new IH system. I am further not convinced to go humans class. I mean so what my MSG is possible to go in, but my english sucks, i have no interest in Lit at all and its a COMPULSORY subject and my MRP wif lerong sure no hope get A1 wad... Moreover, we will be further discriminated as the "GEPers of the GEPers" by the mainstream freaks (oops, not referring to my frenz), and we hafta take an year end paper for humans and haf two grades so we r totally screwed unless u r pple like yufeng, marcus or chin seng... Otherwise, forget it. Anyway, I ain't interested in science as well so while Yufeng n Marcus are wondering whether to go for bio or humans as they r interested in both, I am the opposite. I ain't interested in both. Is there a singing class instead? I am desperate to sing like a mad bitch!!!

So how? Life still goes on rite?.... Right? :(

Signing off,
KX

8/21/2004 08:25:00 PM

Tues - We got to know our Maths results. Leetk announced it to the whole class during reading period. I was like, "Jianyi. 27. Jie Fu, 14. Taiboon. 16.... Lerong. 31 (bangs table), Yu feng. 25...". Shit. All the good pple even lerong barely passed A1. Then... "Khee Xuan. 33" Woah! Everyone was like shocked full of admiration. I was like xia dao... Haha! Lerong sure jealous liao. But nvm, I beat him! Muahaha!!! I was the 3rd in class for maths, after Zheng Hang (43/40), Yonglin (38/40)!! Even sua yu, which is confident of his maths got 24/40. Sad... I think the Simultaneous equation thing for the no. of hrs worked in Mcdonalds n Burger King screwed up alot of pple. Mainly sua and taiboon.

"Life is so sad.
But I am so glad.
I am so bad.
I niao like mad. " - Feelings of getting 33 for maths.

Anyway, then we had assembly and I think I screwed up the PCME quiz. Lol.. Then had lots of boring lessons. Lessons this week is so boring so i shall tok more abt the 'happenings'.

Then we had sectionals, which was rather boring. Cos our distraction caused terence to be helpless. Nevertheless, sorry terence. Me and kun won will treat u wif respect and god liao, despite our attempts of niaoing u abt ur fatty patty jumbo size, hitting ur lard-saturated fatty arm and poking ur oil leakage tummy featured in the national geographic magazine this week. I am truly sorry. :D

So that was tuesday... Btw, I was piaing hmwk at nite and I forgot what other happenings there were. Sorry...

Signing off,
KX

8/21/2004 08:05:00 PM

Monday, August 16, 2004

Monday:

1st day of seventh month... 2 tests today... 3rd lang today...

All omens were bad for today's test. Despite that, I was still well prepared for the test. So after the last minute mugging, after boring band, me and Kun Won returned back to class to see a teacher already giving out the papers for Science.

So we did the paper, it was relatively easy and things were going my way... Until, when we greeted the teacher, I said, "Thank you Mr. Low" then Yufeng n Jianyi said that, 'He's Mr. Yap.'... Oops.... Then who's Charles Low? Anyway...

Then we had maths, it was quite ok. Mebbe screw up here and there. Hope tt I can get at least A2.... Budden ar... alot of pple screwed up, even yonglin n zhenghang oso not confident... Scary.... Wong SM, how do I even begin to describe her....

Recess! We got a drink and had english lesson abt olympics n stuff. Quite interesting but boring in a way... Ironic..

History - Boring to the power of a thrillion!!! We had to do some mini-Jason and we were split into gps where I worked wif Jianyi, Hurwitz, Taiboon and Yufeng. Then its like Hurwitz ironically is the secretary, Taiboon still acting bi, Jianyi having exotic ears and Yufeng kept saying that he hates our gp, not bcos of me though... Phew.. He told mi that luckily, so it must be erm... Taiboon n Jianyi!!! Muahhahahaha!!!

Then double Chinese... Boring.. Stupid Chinese history.. Boring... Luckily, Kuang li is decreasingly harassing mi now.. Hmm.. mebbe the ignoring thing works!! Gee!

Then me, Jianyi, Yufeng, marcus, Shengwei and Jeffrey went to J8 for KFC lunch and i had 2 pc chicken, cheese fries n whipped potato, which in the end I gave one pc chicken to yufeng n shengwei and they ate it like a pack of wolves... Then we discussed abt pimple problem to solve my ugly face and stuff...

Then we went to 3rd lang center and tok at a whole lot of stuff. Then yonglin came and told mi that I am in the same gp as Kuangli, Ting Wei and possibly Sheng wei for camp. Shit! I will be slping with a bunch of gays! I mean, I am not surprised to hear moanings at nite rite? :P

Then we went for 1hr 3rd lang. Totally uninteresting and stuff... Mi veri tired la...

Then go to Mcdonalds wif Marcus!!11oneoneone. Then I had twist (vanilla n choco ice cream) and he had apple pie... Then we both signed up for the mcdonald ez link card thing that is so cool, I already hav 500 pts! Then subsequently evry one dollar paid will give u 10 pts... Now thats a lot lor... Then we went off and I took MRT to my granny hse for dinner.. Had nice big brawn and delicious soup...

So now, mi back home, drinking orange juice and eating yellow watermelon for after dinner snack.... Mi dun feel lyk blogging anymore so wait longer for the guide book....

Signing off,
KX

8/16/2004 08:08:00 PM

Friday, August 13, 2004

Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa

Chapter 2: What are you to Khee Xuan? (or otherwise)

Wonder how well do you know Khee Xuan? Take the second quiz to test your knowledge of Khee Xuan!

Part 2: Knowledge Quiz - How well do you know Khee Xuan

Instructions: Write the answers of the following questions on a piece of paper. Match your answers with the answer scheme below. Some questions have hints and DO read the questions properly. The mark of the question will be shown at the end of the question. Collate your scores and match it with the given categories of your knowledge of him. Note: Some answers are open-ended so mark these answers relevantly.

Personality

(1) What do you think one of Khee Xuan's friend, Tai Boon, describes Khee Xuan personality as? (1m)
(a) Bright
(b) Cheery
(c) Cute

2.What adjective did Khee Xuan's mother describes him as? (1m)
(a) Hardworking
(b) Stupid
(c) Helpful

3.Of the below three nouns, what does Khee Xuan find himself most different from? (2m)
(a) Calculator
(b) Dog
(c) Radio

Friends and Company

4. Name 3 people that Khee Xuan associates with most of the time during Band, and before 3rd lang. (3m)

5a (Classmates only) - Which of these people does not have the same handphone model (Nokia 2100) as Khee Xuan? (1m)
(a) Sua Yu
(b) Yu Feng
(c) Zheng Hang

5b (Band people only) - Which of these people is not older than Khee Xuan? (1m)
(a) Jiunn Lin
(b) Liang Sai
(c) Wu Ya Ze

6a (Classmates only) - Which of these people have Khee Xuan not sat beside with in the class arrangement since sec 1? (1m)

6b (Band people only) - Name any Secondary one band member that is, unfortunately, in the same consortium as Khee Xuan. (1m) Bonus (1m): Name the section the answer 3b is in.

7a (Classmates only) - Name the reason why Sheng Wei kept saying that I am fat. (2m) Bonus (1m): Name another person that also called me fat due to the reason stated in 4a.

7b (Band People only) - Name 2 people that are my best friends in Band. (2m)

Daily Life

8. Who fetches Khee Xuan to school everyday? (1m)

9. On which day does Khee Xuan does his duty of cleaning the whiteboard? (1m)

10. Which 3rd lang does Khee Xuan take? (1m)

11. Which relation in band does Khee Xuan aim to promote between which 2 sections? (2m)

12. Which teacher's departure made Khee Xuan cried for the first time ever since he stepped into Chinese High School? (1m)

13. Other than an alarm clock, which alarm device does Khee Xuan uses to wake him up every morning? (2m)

14. Name 2 hobbies of Khee Xuan at the computer. (2m)

15. Which direct bus other than 74 can Khee Xuan take to get home? (2m)

About Khee Xuan

16. Name 2 of Khee Xuan's favourite chocolate. (1m for brand, 2m for title and brand of chocolate)

17. Which country did Khee Xuan visit when he was six? (1m) Bonus (1m): Name one of the state/citie(s) that he went to.

18. How many siblings does Khee Xuan have? (1m)

19. When is Khee Xuan's expected due date for his birth? (Not birthday!) (1m)
(a) 3rd December
(b) 7th December
(c) 9th December

Got all your answers? Ready for the answers? Here they go!.... ....

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The Answers!

1 - (a)
2 - (a),(b),(c) are accepted. Surprisingly. :D
3 - (a). Cos Khee Xuan's Maths is bad. (b) refers to a bitch, which equates to his personality as bitchy whereas (c) refers to a singing machine, which also happens to be him, except it is spoilt just like his own CD discman.
4 - Band: Sean, Rujun, Harrapan, Kun Won, Kian Hong, Terence, Sheng Heng, Jia Wei, Khai Boon, Chin Seng and Melvin
3rd Lang: Jeffrey, Yu Feng, Yong Lin, Marcus, Sheng Wei, Albert, Yong Lin and Zheng Hang (Choose any three from above)
5a – (b)
5b – (a)
6a – (Choose from the list): Tai Boon, Kai Jun, Yu Feng, Kun Won, Kuang Li, Jeremy, Sheng Wei, Yong Lin, Marcus, Qian Xiang, Sua Yu and Zheng Hang
6b – Lester (Tuba), Leslie (Percussion), Jia Chen (Tuba), Ashton (Trombone)
7a – To spite and annoy me. Bonus: Yu Feng
7b – Kun Won and Sean
8 – His father
9 – Wednesday
10 – Japanese Language
11 – Euphonium-horn relation
12 – Ms Sharma
13 – Pager alarm
14 – Chatting at MSN, composing music using Finale Notepad and singing with the Windows Media Player
15 – Bus 156
16 – Nestle Crunchie, Golden Crumble, Milky Way Chocolate and Cadbury Dairy Milk (choose from the list)
17 – America. Bonus: (choose from list) Los Angeles, San Francisco or Las Vegas
18 – None. He is the only child
19 – (c)

Analysis of scores ( x /30)

If x is between 0 – 10, you still don’t know Khee Xuan well. Perhaps you’ve got 5 for the proximity quiz as well. This cannot really be blamed because it will take a psychic to know all the answers in this terribly "cheapo" quiz. You might want to know more about Khee Xuan, as he is a "fun-loving" person and lights up your day if you are in good terms with him. On the other hand, you might just want to click the URL web-site toolbar and type www.kheexuanporn.com/gallery/001/123.html and forget all about it. Serious.

If x is between 11 – 23, you are on a safe level of knowing Khee Xuan quite well. This is considered the best category to be in as the distance and knowledge you need to know about Khee Xuan is adequate to be his good friend. Give a pat on your shoulder if you have a score of 11 – 17. BEWARE if your score is the upper range of this category. As I have mentioned, it might not be good to know too much about Khee Xuan. All his actions and speeches will be so predictable that you won’t want to talk to him anymore. What can be worse than losing such a ‘good friend’?

If x is between 24 – 30, you are on a dangerous level. You must be a psychic like Karen Smith. Quote, "I think I am a psychic. I think I have the fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell the weather. They can tell when it is raining." It is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to reach this level unless you track Khee Xuan with a web cam or something. Hmm, I might remind him to watch out for camera phones and hidden cameras that trail him wherever he goes, especially if you have such a high score. People with this score also must have got the Danger Range in the proximity quiz with a score of above 28. Scary. I mean it.

That’s all for today’s quiz. Hope you’ve enjoyed it and know more about Khee Xuan. Watch out for the next issue where the guide book will tell you all about how Khee Xuan annoys people. Check out the next issue of "Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa"!

Signing off,

Anonymous Writer GW

8/13/2004 09:49:00 PM

Friday - Worst day of the week!

Firstly today is friday the 13th. Secondly, I have a literature test on Merchant of Venice today as well. Lastly, my day started badly.

Why? Cos today in the morning, on our way to the car, my father and I just walked past a funeral without even realising. And by Chinese beliefs, it is considered bad luck to walk over funerals. So, with all the bad omens set for me, it was sure that my literature test will go wrong...

So the day started when me and Kun Won went for band, which Kun Won just 'recovered' from his acute indigestion yesterdae. But he was still pale and giddy so he didnt take instrument during flag raising... Then after jie san, he suddenly turned pale and white and he told mi that he was numb and have a headache. So I suggested for him to go back home and take the lit. test next week.

So he told Leetk and he went home before the test. The literature test was pretty expected la. I did qn 2b, wrote 3 pages with the question, "The Merchant of Venice consists of complex characters that commands both our sympathy and judgement." Discuss the validity of this statement with reference to any of the below characters: (a)Portia (b)Shylock (c)Antonio. So of cos I did Shylock cos it was ez... I mean, most of our classmates did 2(b), except taiboon that did 2(c), yufeng, lerong and shengwei that did qn.1

Then we had PE, which i borrowed Kian Hong's Pe shirt n pants cos i forgot to bring mine and he didnt have his lesson cos he had his tests. So for the volleyball lesson, i wore a extremely big sized t-shirt that I think Jeffrey can oso fit in and pants baggy like mad... Then everyone laughed. But nvm, after that, we played volleyball and it was fun. We lost to ah zek's gp by one point as we have one member less, but who cares! 3 cheers for Kah Wee, Kai jun, Marcus and jeremy! Yay!

Recess and I can't finish my nasi bryani... Me veri bad... Wasteful... Tink of the pple in South Africa ar... Sorry...

Then we had double Maths, then we did revision for Monday's test... Then we checked our CPs... I maxed out liao! 20.5! Yay!

Then we had double chinese... We did gong han... Boring la... So today is boring...

Then got band, sigh... Mr. Lim toked to us alot abt band organisation... Sad lorh.... Then we found out tt Mr. Hon n the estate office took pics of band store room vandalised wif words like 'Clarinet Bonding Squad rulez' or wadeva, so may ban us from using the SALT centre next yr... Sigh, dunno wat to sae la...

After tt, I went home and chatted a lil while wif frenz n seniors lorh and now I am blogging...

Btw, I tink I am more interested in writing the guide then writing abt my boring life...depends la...

Signing off,
KX

8/13/2004 09:14:00 PM

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Guide to Survive Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him And Vice Versa

Chapter 2: What are you to Khee Xuan? (and otherwise)

Wonder how close you are to Khee Xuan? How intimate he feels towards you? Take the first quiz to find out how Khee Xuan feels about his distance with you!

Part 1: Proximity Quiz - How close you are to Khee Xuan

Instructions: Write the answers of the following questions on a piece of paper. The option you choose will have a mark beside it and kindly refer to the marking scheme at the end of this quiz. Collate your scores and match it with the given categories of your intimacy with him.

1. Have you watched a movie with Khee Xuan before? (In part of a group or one-on-one?) Bonus: Name the movie(s) you've watched with him.
a. Yes, one-on-one
b. Yes, in part of a group
c. Nopes

2. Of the following phrases, which is most likely / frequently that you will use /used to shut Khee Xuan up when he is singing? Bonus: What was the latest song he sang that made you shut him up?
a. Give an amused look and walk away without talking
b. "Aiyah, keep quiet la!"
c. "Shut Up! Your singing sucks!"

3a - To classmates only!
How frequent do you sit on the same table with Khee Xuan during recess/lunch/outing? Bonus: What did he have for lunch yesterday?
a. Rarely - About once per week
b. All the time - About once a day
c. Depends - Now you see him, now you don't!

3b - To Band Mates only!
During band practices / sectionals, how often do you strike a conversation / talk with Khee Xuan? Bonus: What was the latest topic you've talked about with Khee Xuan?
a. Rarely - The most we said was 'hi!' and nothing else
b. All the time - We are bosom buddies!
c. Sometimes - When we sit in groups after band prac, which I will then add a little bit of my input here and there and sometimes talk to him.

4. If you were giving out Yakult (a beverage that aids digestion), what flavour would you give Khee Xuan? Bonus: Does he open up the package of 5 Yakults from the Original flavour side or Apple flavour side?
a. Original
b. Orange
c. Grape

5. What object is Khee Xuan most fascinated about? (as of now) Bonus: Which of these items is in the possession of Khee Xuan's hands?
a. Jumping beans
b. Mood rings
c. Motorola V80 Handphone

Got your answers on the paper? Sure you can refer to the guide now? Ok, take a breath and scroll down...

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1. Proximity question - If you chose (a), (b) or (c), you will get 5, 3 or 1 point(s) respectively.

2. Daily coversation - (a) = 1 pt, (b) = 3 pts, (c) = 5pts.

3a/b. Daily contact - (a) = 1 pt, (b) = 5 pts, (c) = 3 pts

4. Knowledge of his likes and dislikes - (a) = 5 pts, (b) = 1 pt, (c) = 3 pts

5. Knowledge about the current feelings of him - (a) = 1 pt, (b) = 3 pts, (c) = 5 pts

* Bonus + 2 pts

Add all the scores together and the sum will tell you how close you are to Khee Xuan:

5 - 9 pts: You aren't really close to him. Maybe arrogant Khee Xuan does not even regard you as an existing person. I mean, you must be close to him or something or else you would not be reading this book to annoy him rite? In this case, there's no need for you to read the book anymore - you are too insignificant for him to be annoyed with.

10 - 18 pts: An average rather close friend of Khee Xuan. A potential friend for him to hang out with. You might want to talk to him more about everything under the sun = gossip, or know more about him. It's either you don't take the opportunity to get close enough or you don't know him well enough to made you obtain such moderate scores. Work on it!

19 - 27 pts: Congratulations if you obtained this score! Finally, there are people that are closer to Khee Xuan physically and mentally than his parents and relatives. It MIGHT be a blessing to be close to him, feeling free to insult him and talk to him like a good friend. However, BEWARE! Of his singing, even deeper and worse mockery and teasing... But, this score is the best as compared to other categories because this proximity is just the ideal one for your relationship with him as a friend to be much better and deeper. Good luck!

28 - 35 pts: Are you over-obsessed with Khee Xuan or what? This score shows over-proximity with Khee Xuan, perhaps even further than his best friends. There are only 2 tendecies - 1. You cheated in this quiz 2. You stalk him like never before... Anyway, a caution note for people under this category, you are scary and too close to Khee Xuan. I suggest that you try to limit yourself and trust me, the less you know about him, the better it is. So try control your urges and emotions alright?

Once matched and know what category you are in, try to work on it, or work off it depending on your score. And check out the next issue of "Guide to Survive Khee Xuan" soon for the quiz on "How much do you know about Khee Xuan?"

Signing off,

Anonymous Writer GW

8/12/2004 10:22:00 PM

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Then we had geography, which we were made to replan the port silk for gp work. I worked with Sua yu, albert and tai boon. Quite fun la, we decided to clear forests for theme park called "Silky Wonderland", a cheesy name come to think of it.
Next it was recess, which I had chicken cutlet that wasnt very appetising so I went back to class after that and talked to pple and so on...
The clock struck 10 and YangWZ came for jiefu's n qianxiang's presentation which was a total bore, followed by Jianyang's presentation that pissed YangWZ off as not one soul was listening, except for goody me, jianyi and yufeng... Jeffrey was pinching n hitting shengwei "lovingly" (no la, just sadistically), sua yu telling jokes and hurwitz toked to kaijun n marcus behind me... So YangWZ pissed off like mad and stormed out of the classroom.
Suresh Mr. came and we did the electronic thing and learnt more abt porch light and stuff... Rather informative, but again, our test is on next monday... Sigh...
Music! We went to Music Rm and performed a stupid piece of 'composition' by GohSJ, and me, being the chinese cymbal had to rub both of them loud then soft then loud... And in the end, to our surprise, he was imitating the theme of a SEASHORE! Gosh, nvm abt that. So we had button-taking-off game when Kah Wee was a pro and could instantly take my button off my shirt with one hand. Qiang...
So we played until 2nd recess is over when Clarinda Ms came for English. We had compre exercises and ACE points checking stuff, which I got 20ACE maxed out, without even adding on Australian English Com, the ERP assignment (3CPs) and chairing for secondary 2 assembly... Vintage!
Then Laurang popped in for Lit supplementary lesson and toked abt M.O.V Act 4 Sc 1 for the whole hr. Mi hafta pia tmr's test liao... Sigh.. Lit is bad for health...
Lastly, me, sua, jeffrey n jianyi went to KAP for lunch. And to our surprise, Yonglin n gang came too! And we were laffing at wad he would eat cos he is a vegetarian. In the end, he bought fries and cheeseburger w/o meat. Haha, he told us that it was his 1st time in KAP. Lol, even Zheng Hang's been there before... Hilarious...
So now I am blogging for today and goin to revise M.O.V for tmr's test!

Luvya! *smack *smack
Signing off,
KX

8/12/2004 10:20:00 PM

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Guide to Survive Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa

Chapter 1: Khee Xuan - He, Him and Himself: Part 2

2. Photoshooting - DO, if you happen to have a camera phone in your possession, take snap shots of him. The very action of snapping a picture instantly irritates Khee Xuan to a depression limit of 45%. To add on to the depression level of him, take extremely ugly or quirky shots of him (e.g. picking nose, opening mouth...) and spread to the whole world. For Khee Xuan is a self-conscious guy, he would definitely mind if his 'reputation' of a clean green fella is gone. That is the second point of 'image and reputation' in addition to the 'Seemingly nice voice'.

3. Criticism and Sarcasm - Khee Xuan is a very egoistic (if there's such a word) and ignorant boy without any common knowledge if you take away all his studious intelligence in school. Ask him a 6m question on the formation of volcanoes and he can blabber for an hour or so. Test him about the storyline of the book 'Resident Evil' and he can tell you nothing but lame jokes. His weakness in this point is that he is very affected by criticism and intelligent sarcasm and in addition, his lame 'jokes' he always says when he is bored and moody.
So, DO laugh at his weaknesses and poke fun of him, for example his command of English Language, poor pronunciation and grammatical errors, pathetic knowledge of literary books and current affairs, singing (*see point 1) and other weaknesses you can find of him. Also, use ONLY intelligent sarcasm at him to increase the effect of his depression. For example, when he tells a seemingly lame 'joke', instead of saying, "(Fake laughter) Hahaha. Very funny." or "Xia xue... (Snowing) or Hua xue.. (Skiing)" try staring at him for a silent second and walk off, or use intelligent sarcasm like, "Now that's funny. Being gay and black is funny. Ah."

4. Seemingly 'cute' personality and looks: That's one of the most deadliest weapon to depress him. Calling him cute in a harmless and thoughtless way might set him thinking of hours, "Why am I cute?", "Is being cute good?", "Why people say I look cute?"... Therefore, this method of consistently calling him cute and 'sayang' his head will make him feel uneasy and uncomfortable. Together with Photoshooting, the effect will be greater in his annoyed level.
P.S: Restricted words to use to annoy him: 'Bitchy' cos he accepted it long ago.
Useful words to annoy him: 'CUTE', 'Sissy', 'Idiotic'... cos he doesn't accept it, so the more you should use to annoy him.

That's all for this issue of "Guide to Survive Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa". A new chapter will start on the next issue: "How Khee Xuan Annoys You and How Do You Avoid/Get Away From Being Annoyed"

Signing off,
Anonymous Writer GW

8/11/2004 11:05:00 PM

Wednesday: Good day, 1st time I said that in this this term.

Went for band with a sore eye, and I looked pathetic n withery when I washed my face in the toilet. Then went for flag raising, my 2nd valve of my eupho stuck so I sort of 'faked' the whole school song.

Then when the first period was Maths, I dieded cos the Trigonometery was so damn freakin boring and ununderstandable! Thats why I almost, ALMOST fell asleep.

Then CS, we had the Part 2 of our test which we had to draw the school logo and i got 16/25. I must get full marks for the written test or else i will get A2!!!

Next Science, which Mr. Suresh was absent so yangWZ took over and Zhenghang and gang had their presentation that was utterly boring. We oso toked abt the Lee Hsien Loong and politics stuff...

RECESS! I had the purple plate store rice and mi left 1/3 rice unfinished (tsk) and had green tea for the whole recess. Then I went back to class 15mins before to complete my english filing.

Yeah, then we had History, which we got our test paper back. I have 22/30!! So happy, thought that I will get a pathetic score like 17/30 after screwing up the 1st 2 questions.. So happy.....

Next, we have chinese again, when Kuang Li sat beside me during the chinese history thing and started touching my ear lobes, sniffing my hair and stuff.. Jeffrey even said that Kuang LI was attempting to lick my neck. That's like, gross... I mean, I realli doubt what Yufeng and Jianyi advised, to ignore him and let him do what he want... But, its very irritating and humiliating at times lorh... Haha, he calls Jianyi's ears 'exotic' cos his flaps are rather big and taiboon's ears are meaty, so I guess I have better touchy ears for his sense of touch! Come to think of it, this doesn't sound good. I hope he stop it soon or else sigh... Or else la....

Then we had Literature, when we had more M.O.V stuff, which I began to like the book more liao, very romantic and sad...

Lastly, we have English, which we got our comprehensions back. I've got 36/50! Yeah! Another good score, my best one for compre yet. Yes, i noe my english suck, so this is good. I belong to the better half, beating evryone except Zheng Hang who got 38. I beat Jianyang (34), Kuang Li (30), Yong Lin (30) and others... Ego...

Then we had some song singing in class from Barry Manilow, to One Plus, to Savage Garden, Backstreet Boys, S Club 7 and so on...

Then rush rush to English LRC for IvP, doing some stupid evaluation about 'Innovations and I'. Funny how Flong still addresses Jiefu's group the '1nnovators' (one-ovators)... Amusing... So after the 'evaluation' thing, I went off with Sheng Wei, Jianyi, Jeffrey, Yufeng and Marcus to J8 for lunch.

All except Jianyi n Yufeng had bandito pockett and it was quite nice. Budden cos it is mildly hot and spicy, and Marcus was rather allergic to such stuff, he suddenly perspired when eating it... Imagine that! Then he exclaimed, "Aiyo, I shldnt drink so much soft drink before eating, now I so full liao." Then he looked desperately at the pockett, like very sad and cham liddat... Make me wanna laff.. Quote of the day: "Your desperation is my happiness". Evil.

Then b4 third lang, at the common CHS area, Weishi, Joshua, Marcus and Jeffrey began shooting pics of me and exclaimed 'Woah so cute! Woah'... Why do i even look 'cute'? Haiz, its not very nice to be a 'celebrity' you noe, it aint good being ugly and unphotogenic and u see urself in other's camera phone gallery... Life as KX sux...

Then 3rd lang is still boring, except I noe tt le-le san got the same mark as me (33/50), with his kanji section a big egg. Nevertheless, it was still the usual boring lesson...

Btw, today's my mom's birthday, so at nite, we went to Genki Sushi for dinner and I had a Tori-Karaage Bento for dinner. Very full but nice...

Then mi went home, watched S'pore Idol, laff laff laff, then sing here sing there, kana scolded by father but heck care and now, I think I shld go watch Amazing Race liao. Just luv it!

Signing off,
KX

8/11/2004 09:37:00 PM

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

I am going to start a new book: "Guide to Surviving Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa"

Foreword: This is a book to survive the unassuming boy called Khee Xuan. Small as he might be, this dude is venomous as a snake and crafty as a snake, slithery like a snake. In other words, this boy is a snake. Minus the scales and the hissy tongue. That belongs to leefy. Now resist your urge to tell any teacher about that. Sit down, cross your legs. Relax. That's the cure to survive anything, especially Khee Xuan. This book is the most wonderful and interesting book you will ever read in your life. A different change from books like "Queen Bee and Wannabes", "10 steps to make your boy/girl friend like you" and so on. This is Surviving Khee Xuan: The crappiest treasure you'll ever find in this century, it tells you all you need to know the survive Khee Xuan, when to approach or avoid him, and learn how to ANNOY him and be angry at him when it's his turn to ANNOY you! So sit back, have a cup of hot chocolate and double cream-layered Oreos beside your couch/bed and read this wonderful and interesting book. Note: CD enclosed. 13 tracks of wonderful songs sung by "Khee Xuan". Autographed lyrics book enclosed as well.

Chapter 1: Khee Xuan - He, him, himself: Part 1

DO NOT bother about his age (13), gender (Male), sexual orientation (Not crooked = straight), school he is studying , favourite hobbies (Sleeping and watching TV), favourite food (Junk), favourite drinks (Soft), best friends as of 2004 (long list: Santa claus, cai shen ye, Bobby my un-cottonised huggy dog murdered in the washing machines..) , favourite colour (Mr. blue and Mrs. yellow and their baby), favourite books (The green polka dot piggy bank by Enid Blyton), favourite subjects (Health Education) and other irrelevant stuff.

DO bother about his personal life and personality, cos it is ever changing. And yes, his euphonium. Something that he's never proud of - cos he suck in it. Believe it or not, he claims that he is the worst player in the sec 2 batch in band. "I am the worst player in the sec 2 batch in band." - Khee Xuan
"Khee Xuan is the worst player in the sec 2 batch in band." - Anonymous X

DO NOT talk to him about the latest and oldest music or else he will NOT stop singing it. From Bee Gees to Barry Manilow to Celine Dion to American Idol, he just knows about it. And he sings it. Badly. Screech. Ouch. He claims that he sings well and nicely, but that ain't true. That's the only thing he have left for his own self-esteem. His record of non-stop singing was 1 hour. Think that's fine? See if you can withstand 5 minutes of his voice.

"Regina George is an evil dictator. And how do we overthrow a dictator? We cut her resources. Regina will be nothing without her resources." - Janis-Ian from "Mean Girls".

True, below are things to do the overthrow/push Khee Xuan down to his depression limit...

1. Seemingly nice voice - Khee Xuan have this perception that he sings well. Push him down by saying that it doesn't even though sometimes he MAY sound nice, but that will happen when the clock strikes 25.00. So, what you can do to depress him is to constantly push him down by criticising his singing and voice. That will break his self-esteem and confidence. DO keep reminding him of how his "Let It Ring!" note cracked in the secondary 2 night for Humanities in Celebration and DON'T remind him about the applauses he got when he sang that in the Sec 3 and finale night. NEVER remind him that he got the best actor for Humanities Nite as well, that will boost his ego up above the clouds. Believe the writer, that is worse than his singing, which is bad enough.

The subsequent points will be revealed in the second issue of "Guide to Survive Khee Xuan: The DOs and DON'Ts to Annoy Him and Vice Versa - Chapter 1: Khee Xuan - He, Him and Himself: Part 2. Watch out for the next issue!

Signing off,
Anonymous Writer GW

8/10/2004 11:01:00 PM

Monday - A relatively fun day, mi went to my grandma's hse yesterdae to 'celebrate' national day, we played soccer and stuff so I shan't elaborate on it. It's quite nice seeing my cousins again.

Tuesday - Quite ok too, I woke up at 9.30am, and rushed off to Jurong Entertainment Centre to meet up wif Jianyi and Taiboon at 11am. As always, taiboon's late so right after we went to arcade and went off immediately when taiboon said he wanted to dance parapara. So me and jianyi settled in some japanese cuisine store that sells nice stuff. Jianyi bought modanyaki (japanese noodles on egg and cheese) and i bought spicy ramen cos the one I watched on Japan hr looked nice. In the end, it was quite nice la. The noodles was like xin ramen liddat. But very ex, 5.20 for one bowl.

Then taiboon joined us and he ordered katsu don (teriyaki chicken with rice) and he said tt it was sweet. Eww... Anyway, after eating, we immediately went for ice skating and stayed there for 2 hrs. Very fun, but my legs are aching now... It's lyk jianyi cant really skate and taiboon was checking out on some 'cute' guys which I dun feel realli appealing to me. Then we played catching and stuff and taiboon fell alot of times. There was once I pushed his back and he suddenly slipped and landed on his butt, with his hand raising and dangling the metal holder or wateva u call tt to support beginners when they skate. Hilarious...

After skating, we went to have buy one get one free cheese fries and jianyi bought a mcflurry and we ate it and toked... Then when we suggested to go home, jianyi wanted to go to the jurong east library, which I have neva stepped into before and I followed him, which then taiboon just went off, probably looking out for more hot dudes or wadeva in the case it might be.

So the library was huge and me, being a book-hater, strolled around and asked jianyi to bring me to the teens section and when the lift opened, we were both shocked. Cos it was like a no-rule section at all. There was a DJ playing loud music, "shut up" by Black Eye Peas and people were like doing hmwk and eating chips and stuff, it was totally an image different from the library, and the whole area was sound proof so imagine how great if i could sing in there, but nvm, we were like more funky and stuff.

Then we got a few bks and read, and I read the bk abt friends and stuff and the seven deadliest things that can harm ur friendship:
1. Apathy
2. Love
3. Jealousy
4. Stirring
5. Gossip
6. Lack of communication
7. Possessiveness

That's quite true la and the whole bk was rather crappy. So at abt 3pm, we decided to go home and here I am blogging after composing more music and chatting...

Signing off,
KX

8/10/2004 04:36:00 PM

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Sunday: Typically busy day, but today I was free!

Woke up at 10am, and watched some stupud low-quality Channel 8 shows for kiddies until 11am. Then I went to packet roti prata and curry from the coffee shop opposite that was totally delicious.

Then I continued watching TV until 1.30 when my mom came back from lunch and grocery-buying. I then made myself a cheese toast and luncheon meat delight as I was hungry. It was very sianz la basically, cos my com. was spolit until my dad fixed it hours ago.

So I watched the television champion on channel U, followed by 'good idea' at 3.30. Then I switched to channel 5 and watched 'sudden terror: hijacking on school bus 17' that was oso quite nice...

Then when it was evening time, we bathed and got ready for dinner. i proposed to eat at newton circle and my parents brought me there and we had sambal and grilled seafood that were sumptuous and spicy, rocks man. We had sambal lala and strayfish, and we had satay and famous fishball mee soup, that made us full and satisfied our bellies, except mine is abs la... :P

Anyway, we went to shears bridge after tt to catch the fireworks at esplanade. To our shock, lots of pple were oso there and we were stuck in the bridge. Then i smsed daniel abt it and he told mi tt his family was at the national stadium, and oso waiting to watch the fireworks too! Lol, wad a coincidence! Then the fireworks appeared and they rocked, very beautiful and deafening cos they just blasted in front of us, so pretty! But both me and daniel thot tt it was too short la, must extend n have more fireworks.. But all will be nicer tmr, cos got parade wad...

Then we went to buy soya bean from the geylang shop and yesh, we drove past lotsa old uncle n prostitutes n 'liuying', not a nice sight though and we went home. Then I watched mean girls again and now I am blogging and dloading celine dion's MTVs.

Signing off,
KX

8/08/2004 11:48:00 PM

Friday, August 06, 2004

Friday: Sick!

The day started when I went for band at 6.45am. Then changed into the uniform and proceeded to the march pass for NDP celeb. It was tiring la, cos my black shoes wear until veri painful. But the band did quite well today la. The wheeling and marching was quite fine and Mdm leow said tt we did a great job. Hope so, i think I did my best today so I am sufficiently contented.

Then, I rushed off for VE's perf in the hall. We sat down and watched the teacher's perf that rocked, esp. when Mr. Kent Cheong and Lee TK sang solo or at least we could hear 'em and we cheered like mad.

Then it was our turn to go up the stage, we sort of screwed up cos Ms Siew was saying 'can u turn the tenors and bass mikes up a lil' through the clip-on mic and evryone could hear her saying tt, and pple said tt her singing clouded all our voices. So it sucked.

Right after, we went to the staff room cos Jianyi n his IRS gp had to see Gwee Hana while I waited. And they asked me to call yufeng to see if he can make it, cos the 3 of them supposingly were busy. So I called and yufeng immediately rejected us so nvm. I told them tt and they were mildly disappointment. Ok, I made this up, they didnt la...

But the worst thing had to happen. Jianyi suddenly had an Exco meeting and we had to wait longer for him, sheng wei went to the street soccer courts to see the half-naked sports ruff playing soccer, I went to the library reading abt the natural wonders of the world which was totally cool, and jeffrey said tt he wanted to be extra and went outside the drama centre to look at the chinese drama exco's meeting when he isnt one. But anyway, one hr later, Jianyi told us that the whole exco was going out for food and so he can't come wif us.

Haiz, sad lor... So me, Jeffrey n Shengwei walked to coronation for lunch. It ws totally boring and awkward. I mean, we were all tired and ain't very close to each other, just made up wif jeffrey, but its so erm... awkward and not used to.. Mebbe we shld really maintain a distance from each other. Its impossible being gd frenz again, and I dun realli mind for some reason, but not to the point that we cannot even communicate to one another. So I think we can still hang out and talked to each other, but not as close as it was.

After eating, we went opp. coro and saw Jianyi n his Exco gang and we waved gdbye. Then I took a bus home and slept until 7.30pm before having chicken rice for dinner and blogging now...

Signing off,
KX

8/06/2004 08:49:00 PM

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Thursday: Tiring day. Again. Like always. Life sucks.

So I went for band early in the morning and blah blah and went back to class at 7.50am before the history test.

Aiya, i finished the paper 10mins before the time limit. But then I think I screwed up the fist 2 questions so my expected score is 17/30, which sucks so I shant tok more abt it.

Then, right after, we had our Geog test. Since it is the common test, and the mainstreamers are doing it as well, it was, no offence, of cos easier than expected with common sense questions such as 'how can we conserve the forest' and 'name an renewable energy source' question that came out. I was expecting questions like, "account for the features in the tropical rainforest." or sth or higher logical thinking. Anyway, enuff of ego, but I certainly do hope I can do well in this to ace IH for this term. I am realli despo to get A1... Haiz, still have literature test next week on frisay the 13th... Bad omen.

Then we had recess, where me and Jianyi had baked potato wif cheese n ham that was rather bland after eating all the cheese and ham. The corn soup sucks and the munchies (charred stale bread) was ok. Then I bought pink dolphin and went back to class.

Then we had science and discussed abt the assignment, next, having boring Music composition which we hafta use our selected instruments to match the theme of Mr. Goh hitting a cymbal. Utterly boring and useless.

Right after, we discussed our comprehension test done on Tues during the EL lesson. I got 32/50! Yeah! Long time neva pass the 30 mark liao! Woo-hoo! I beat Yong Lin, Marcus, Jianyi and Jian yang! Yeah! So happy!

And the next period of English, we were assigned to pair with another person to advertise a fictional product or anything worth to advertise abt. I paired up wif Jianyi and we decided to do 'Garfield and Nemo The Movie: When Garfield finds Nemo". Grool isnt it? I mean, the idea is there. Stupid but fun, can apply Photoshop skills and get EL and CS cps!

Then we had lunch, I had fear factor red bowl noodles and then went for VE, which we were introduced to 4 more new sec one sopranoes from 1A, and all of them hated Pin Yan, and called him 'William Hung', which I find totally fits him. Lol, me so bad...

Then we went to the hall and saw the new teachers' item for NDP tmr. Kent Cheong rocks in singing, Leetk isnt tt bad and sarah foo... Well, I cannot realli hear her voice but she was dressed up like an office lady today, white blouse and black dress... Lol, stereotypical look, lolz.

Then we performed, it was quite ok I guess. Then I rushed off for band, wonder how I will cope tmr but anyway had practiced until 5.30 i tink. And we were jie san-ed. Then I played bridge wif sean, rujun n shengheng then took a bus back home wif eric.

Then I went for a hair cut and watched Mean Girls at home, again. Having sort of a sore throat now. Dloading uptown girls now... Luvya! *smack smack...

Signing off,
KX

8/05/2004 10:34:00 PM

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Tuesday: Tiring day...

It started off when I woke up and saw that the sky was blue. Oh shit, I was late... It was already 7am when I woke up and my mom sent me to school and I arrived school at 7.35. By the time I arrived, I saw Albert, who was also late and waited for the class to return from flag raising ceremony...

So the real school day started after reading the Chinese newspaper, that was once again, like always, never-changing, utterly, completely, totally boring and informative = no interest = boring.

Then we had Chinese for the first period, which me and Jianyi presented our yue fei presentation that I mugged up till 12am last nite to finish and we presented it quite badly cos it was Jianyi's first time reading it as his chinese reading software was down. Nevertheless, we didnt really get much scolding la, and it is over after our presentation.

Then we had Maths lesson, more presentation of Maths Financial Arithmetic and it was Zheng hang's and Yonglin's group. They were wrong! For the first time, they didn't manage to compute the taxes thing correctly I think. Then Marcus's group didnt compute the expenditure part in monthly form but in annually format so, ta-dek. Wrong again. Then when it was Sua Yu's turn, which he sort of showed off on his MSN nick that he completed evrything by himself waa even more wrong as they chose the wrong bank, UOB with a interest rate of 3.sth. And it was Qian Xiang that anyhowly chose the bank. Basically, everyone chose the wrong bank, it turned out that Maybank was offers better interest in the years ahead but nvm, tts tt.

Then me, kuangli and tingwei went to find Mr. Kevin Cheng regarding today'a assembly cos I was the panelist originally, until I find no use for my existence cos the Students Union will be doing all the job. So I was very relieved and happily ate sth before going for assembly with frenz... Then Kuangli basically screwed up and stuff, but it was amusing. The whole assembly was boring, esp. the part when Mr. Ng Seaw Choon invited a Mr. Bana or wadeva to propagate us abt joining the GEP+ Humans class, which pple from the Mainstream will have to join the iSpark consortium, that is so fetch! No offence, but me and lerong were discussing abt his theory of geper must marry a geper to give birth to a geper. Wad crap, but asking mainstreamers to join GEP? Haiz, iSpark will never be pure anymore! Keep iSpark clean campaign! Nola, stop the anti-MS thing liao, anyway the iSpark sec ones this yr totally suck so tts tt.

Then it was double Lit. Yuck. Double yuck. Infinite yuck-s. I mean, boring MOV, then siew suddenly popped in looked for me and Jianyi (tellya more later) and Laurang said tt i was easily amused cos I was giggling for every little thing. I mean taiboon was so damn disgusting in class lorh, he was using a penknife to scrape off the dead skin on his palm and clenched his fist, making a in-out action in front of his mouth as if he was having some oral u-noe-wad... Totally unpleasing and extra, i mean, me n Jianyi wanted so much to ask him to shut his fat yellow mouth up. Ok, I shant be that mean..

Then me, sua yu n jianyi had 'lunch', when we queued up at the western's food store 10mins before the English Common Test. Gosh, so we skipped queue and went for the orange plate store drumstick that tasted very bloody and yucky. Then we rushed to pack our bags and ran to LT4 for our compre test. It was abt the use of cosmetics and stuff, not exactly understandable, but i hope tt I will just pass la...

Then went for band, when me, Sean, Harrapan and Rujun discussed abt our mentors for our maths thingy... Then we played Survivor CHS Band and came up wif challenges and all, Rujun won in the end! Haha, it was fun. I taught Jiunn Lin how to play 'hai jun' and Bob was still slacking like mad so I shant care liao...

Then me, Sean, Rujun, Jiawei, Shengheng and Kianhong walked to the bus stop and waited when Daniel suddenly called me and we toked a lil while and I asked Sean to call Daniel to tell him how he was giving him to very belated birthdae pressie!! Then bus 74 came, so me and Rujun boarded the bus...

Then after what seemed to be like forever, I finally arrived at my stop, which then I bought 4 for $1 otahs that were great and went home, exhausted. My mom returned from work and I watched Mean Girls part one again on my com. Grool! And I had katsu don (japanese rice with chicken and egg) that was nice for dinner...

Now, I hafta do history essay and literature PBQ. Tmr have com. studies test! Gosh! Bb!!!

LiFe WiThOuT jEfFrEy (PaRt Ii)

It was still adaptable, even though our chances of making it back together is getting smaller as each day passes by and I shant care anymore cos I will be more bitchier each day if I were to be so conscious abt this and that.

Basically, when Ms Siew called for me and Jianyi today, Jeffrey sniggered while we walked past. It was till then that we have been 'framed'. Not as in really framed, but Jeffrey anticipated that we will kana scolding as if my wacky assumption isnt wrong, Jeffrey told Siew that Jianyi ponned VE yesterdae cos he called him when he was at the bus stop wif us. But I was the act-innocent guy, which Jeffrey pulled me in as well when he told Siew that he told me that there was a practice at two. What a lie! I mean, how could he told me abt the practice? He didnt even t0ked to me for the whole dae lorh! But Jianyi, haiz, definitely kana la.. But fortunately for us, she just wanted us to come earlier on thurs and no scolding... Lol... :P But a note down here, framing is wrong. Look at what state Cady is after ruining Regina's life. Mean Girls rocks!

Signing off,
KX

8/03/2004 08:36:00 PM

Monday, August 02, 2004

Monday, a typically tiring day, after piaing the Maths Financial Arithmetic, chinese history report on Yue Fei and history Chapter 6 for the wkbk.

My mom sent me to school and it was raining. My father was at Genting enjoying life now and gambling in the casinoes together with my other aunts and uncles. Raining = no flag raising = very happy, so I stayed in class to do the history workbook which I didnt managed to finish yesterdae.

Apparently Jeffrey still ignored me, so I dun realli bother to talk to him anymore and continued doing my workbook until Jianyi's arrival when we toked and laffed at all the jokes in the 'Mean Girls' movie. Then, Sua yu popped out with the chinese newspaper and pointed at the headlines regarding the accident of 9 cars crashed and 2 road passerbys knocked down and killed by so-called drunkard.

He pointed out that the victims were a woman, aged 32 from China and an old man aged 58, knocked down at Geylang. Suggestive isn't it? Haha, we immediately came to a conclusion that the woman was a 'liu ying' and stuff and laffed abt it... Lol

Then it was Maths. We presented our wonderfully written Maths report and presented our stuff... Then it was Geography, when we revisited the possible questions that will come up for the test on Thurs. Boring but anyway, it was worth revisiting....

Recess! I went for the purple plate rice, whereas practically the rest had baked potatoes for recess. Grool... Except Marcus was shoving his corn soup away cos he cant stand corn soup! Lol....

When I went back to class, saw lots of pple piaing history hmwk and stuff... So it was double English lesson after recess, we had to do yet another compre paper cos the 2 previous papers sucked. Literally. And the common test is tml. What can u say about compre papers with the score of 21/50? See?

So after 2 periods of compre, we had history, to do SBQ again for our test, which coincidentally is oso on Thurs. Rather boring stuff, but hope I can apply it on the test in reality.

Lastly, double Chinese periods, where we had the presentations of the chinese history. It will be our time tmr, and we just realised that we have done it wrong cos it is supposed to be a story not a history boring report.

Nevertheless, lessons ended and Jeffrey immediately asked Jianyi if he wanted to go to SIM wif him for lunch, which Jianyi just ignored and went to J8 wif me, Yufeng, marcus and shengwei for yoshinoya.

Mmm... Yea, when we passed by the Pasta Mania shop in the corridor to go to Yoshinoya, the fragrant smell of garlic bread almost lured us in, but in the end we had beef rice bowl and chicken teriyaki bowls for lunch. It was expensive, but veri nice!

Then we immediately went to third lang and did last minute work. It was basically boring la, cos we arrived at the centre at 3.00pm! Then Jeffrey arrived and toked to yufeng blah... And tried pinching Marcus, basically he tried tog et as much attention as he could and I was bored. I mean, looking at Shengwei and Marcus competing to speed read Merchant of Venice, a book tt totally turns me off, and looking at jeffrey n yufeng... Ergh.. Never mind... So i bought some snacks and drinks to entertain my already full stomach and stuff food in it.

Then when Wei Shi and Joshua and Benjamin came, we toked abt everything, the daoing Jeffrey and stuff, me posing for a 'cute' pic in Weishi's hp, and that it will be used as a sex toy for Benjamin to j*** off (lol, crappy joke), and basically everything under the sun before going for the lessons at 4.30.

The jap lesson was another boring one, i mean, yar, even though we learnt sth, but i dunnoe, it is still boring...

Then my mom fetched me for dinner for cha kway teow and now i am blogging now.

*I am going to be a bitchy and petty fella, as neopiggy described as 'proud', and reflect daily on 'Life without Jeffrey':

Day 1: Wow, life dusen seemed to be as awkward as I thot it was. I mean, yar, we just didnt tok thats all. No lame jokes to share, no common topic abt yufeng to tok abt (no offence to him), and basically, life is as per normal. I mean, I still have lunch with different friends such as the usual yufeng, shengwei, marcus and jianyi wad... And now he is rather desperate to get the attention of all, tts from my point of view, kindly plead otherwise, but that is what I see. I mean, not saying that I have alot of attention or wadeva, I dun even feel any thing wrong or awkward. People I call friends are still treating me like one, and others kept smsing me about the 'cold war' between the both of us, tagboards still full of arguments. I daresay if I set up a poll abt if me and Jeffrey shld be frenz again, 100% will say that we shld, except some other pple that still frequent my blogs despite daoing me la. Mebbe, this daoing thing shld get used to, i mean, we realli hafta see each other everyday wad, in class, it's impossible to escape from each other until next yr, unless one of us request to transfer class, which is virtually impossible. Bcos of 2 reasons:
1. For me, I wun give up the whole forests of friends for one withering shrub.
2. For others, I mean, wow, ur 'friends' are all here so there is no pt to transfer class...

Enuff of crapping, I understand that feelings will be hurt and my bitchiness will come out more in this post, further stretching our relationship. But I must realise that, why isit all the time that evryone snapped and stuff, not just referring to neopiggy alone but look, I mean, I just sent a 'forward this mail to me if u regard me as ur frend' post to pple and I got 2 response immediately in the moment of 5 mins. What do i have to say? (Proudness sensed. ;) ) Jus jokin'

Signing off,
KX

8/02/2004 08:08:00 PM